What happens when frogs park illegally? THEY GET TOWED..... lol... hahah!
A good cheesy joke always gives me a good giggle! My problem is I can never remember the punch lines when it comes time to tell the damn joke! I had some friends over the other day, and I found it hilarious, that at 30 years old, we were all busting a gut at this.... "two peanuts walk into a forest, one of them gets assaulted".... lol. Stupid right? But funny as hell! Laughing that hard felt good! You know, when you laugh so hard you're ugly? I was howling! Shit like that is good for the soul! It's good for my soul anyway. I love to laugh. I love to laugh loud and hardy. From the gut. Jokes have become my "little something" lately to make people feel good... If I can remember one at the time, I get a good laugh telling a joke to someone who seem cranky or maybe a little Debbie downers. I just throw it out there...my corny, sometimes stupid joke, and I just WAIT for hilarity to ensue! It seems to work. I really think a good laugh, when you're having the crappiest of crappy days, can turn your whole day around! :) I thought I would share a few funnies I heard today. I double dog dare you to read one of these, and not laugh! At least giggle. Like I said, it's good for the soul... Even if it is stupid, and something I probably heard on the school bus when I was seven. LOL...
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? For Drizzle.
How did the shrimp call the crab? On his shell phone.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
What happen when the thief stole the calendar? He got 12 months.
LMAO! Just a few... I hope you like these. I got a good laugh writing them down. LOL. Fell free to share a joke, email me or comment below... I feel like corny jokes, will be making regular appearances around here. :) Happy Monday Y'all.
Stay cool! Peace
Lisa Guac xox
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